(Source: you-dont-compare, via just-laugh-it-0ff)
For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is an event where all the European countries have a musician and a song and they all battle it out like the Hunger Games. Only one will come out alive. They will become King of Europe and control the EU and everyone has to speak that language for the year until next Eurovision.
(Source: im-sherlock-and-i-know-it, via thesherlockfandomisbroken)
World’s Deepest Swimming Pool
Two words: WATER. TEMPLE.
Three words: FEAR. OF. DROWNING.
Seven words: HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THERE? :D
(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via alittledoseoflaughter)
I swear the UK’s like that kid who sits in the back of the class and does just enough work to actually get by each year but really they don’t actually give a shit and they’re only there to laugh at the other kids and make bitch ass comments about everyone in the class and everyone…
There is only one way Britain will ever win Eurovision again, and I really hate to have thought of this.
One Direction is the answer.
(via youknowyourebritishwhen)
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
“If you like Jedward, vote. If you don’t like Jedward you should probably still vote because if they don’t win they’ll be back next year” - swedish commentator
(via changetheworldlaugh)
(via splitzko)
are you sureare you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure
(via witch-breed)
i set this as my desktop picture bUT THEN WHEN I TOOK A SCREENSHOT I DISCOVERE DTHIS
AOMGUAU II CANT BREAHEHT
(via nattythekittycat)
